i’m back

after a brief hiatus, i’m back with more conspiracy theories, dead onions and a somewhat less inflated opinion of my self. ok. none of the above is true. except for the ‘dead onions’ bit. they really did die. RIP dead onions. i shall remember thee.

i really enjoyed these past couple of weeks. watched some great movies, had lots of fun with my friends and i’ve finally become happy. for the first time in my life, i was honest with my family and its lifted a load off my shoulders. more details on the matter will not be given in this forum. but i’m glad the truth’s out. i feel free.

anyway, i’ve been thinking- what if i write a book about my ‘aliens, vikings and ducks’ conspiracy theory? you guys think anyone will buy it? it’ll definitely be something different. i think its a good idea. the introduction to my book will be written by Doofenschmirtz in the language of ‘pure evil’. i’m thinking of asking my useless friends to guest write a few chapters. wow, i really need to get a life.

P.S- the post is tagged with ‘sex’, ‘boobs’ and ‘booze’ just for fun. i apologize to all those who thought they’d just found paradise. you perverts!

goa..

Goa- the land of a million beaches, a land of hot guys (and even if they’re not who cares..i’ll be too drunk to spot the difference anyway). goa is by definition the land of my dreams.

i have never been to Goa (SURPRISE!). instead i look up the pictures of the beaches etc. on google. this is what happens when your family including your brother abandon you every time they go to Goa. my brother-who from now on shall be referred to as random guy who went to Goa twice-went by bike the first time. my parents have also been to Goa twice (my fingers are shaking with hatred as i type).

what does a girl have to do to go to Goa? do i have to dance on wooden tables?-i’ll do it. do i have to increase my alcohol tolerance level?-i’ll do that too. all i want to do is go to Goa. plain and simple. is anyone listening?