Creeps and Artistic Inability

Back in college after an exceptionally long winter break. Its college festival time here and I’m dying. Its compulsory to participate and my options are dance or arts. I suck at both. Fun stuff!

Arts is a better option however. I have zero hand-eye coordination when it comes to dance. The way I dance, it looks like I have 4 left feet. I wish I was lazier. Wouldn’t take part in anything that way. What a relief that would be!

Back to the topic of winter break. Its been quite the eventful one. Met Official Criminal, Pseudo-Date Chick, Hong Kong Dame and Voodoo Chick; worked for a day at a Taj property; crashed mom’s car etc. Whole lot of fun. And then I met Creep after what seemed like a million years. Finally gave her the manga book that I should’ve given her ages ago. I think its time I received the first installment on my Ferrari from her. After all, one good deed deserves another.  I met Creep’s sister too, who from now on, shall be referred to as Feyonce (pronounced like Beyonce). Do I come up with the best names or what?!

Overall, this has been the best break I’ve had since joining college. Can’t wait for the summer to start. MANGOES!

P.S. – I think I want to marry Andrea Ferro. Or Cristina Scabbia for that matter. *sigh*

College, Roommates and Paneer

Classes started today..for a few lucky ones anyway. The batch was divided into 4 groups. The first 2 had lectures and the last 2 had to sit in the library and rot. The cozy corners in the library didn’t help much. A creepy pigeon stared at us from a tree outside the window. Very annoying.

Induction week was fun, seeing as how we didn’t do much. Just sat in an air conditioned class room with dimmed lights and watched presentations about cakes from Russia. Interesting, no? Food in the campus has been good except for the shocking abundance of paneer in everything. I think it sells cheap in this place.

My hostel room is pretty decent. Bedsheets and curtains are green which makes me feel like I’m plankton on the surface of the ocean. There’s a pantry on the 1st floor where one can make popcorn, instant noodles etc. The TV is also on the first floor. Made quite a few friends during induction week. Already had 2 sleepovers with them. Have 2 roomies. From now on they shall be referred to as Honey Loop and Taekwondo. Honey Loop studied in the same school as me, and Taekwondo is a karate black belt. Represents India during competitions. Other friends shall be referred to as Nameless, Drugwali, Barbie Legs, DDLJ and War Mongerer.

Moving on, I am completely broke as of now. Waiting for my bank account to come through. What a pain! I have to buy shoes for college and I don’t have the money for it. Aaaaaarrgh!

That’s all for today. Until next time, O Mindless Blog Readers!

Friends

Two more days and I’ll be off to college. Anyway, today’s post is all about my friends.

Creep – The most annoying person in the universe. Incredibly stupid. Has a Homer Simpson sized brain. Freakishly tiny for a 19 year old. Lazy. My best friend. Comes with me for all the lame movies. As random as I am. Remembers me as the girl who banged her ancient phone against the wall whenever it hung. Brilliant sense of humour. Cribs and crabs as much as I do. Basically, she’s me, minus intelligence and height.

Ash – My first true friend. Let me steal her nutella sandwiches. Sang funny songs with me. Talked with me so much during class on the first day of 10th grade, that our places were changed the very next day. Joined me in abusing teachers. Let me copy her homework. Got the exact same percentage as me in the board exams. Stood by me during one of the worst phases in my life.

Official Criminal – Technically, I’ve known her since we were 3. Studied in the same school from pre-nursery to 10th. Though, we truly became friends in junior college. Knows me better than she realizes. Makes me feel better when I’m down and out. Obsessed with her phone’s camera. Probably takes at least one picture of herself everyday. Crazy about Akon. Unbelievably talented.

Hong Kong Dame – Wise .Very adorable. My emotional soul mate. Her smile can lighten up anyone’s day. Makes me feel really guilty when I tease her. Lots of fun to hang out with. Always sees the brighter side of things. Cares deeply about her friends. Sucker for romantic stuff. Very funny when drunk.

Voodoo Chick – Twin sister of Hong Kong Dame. I hate to say this but she’s as awesome as me. Loves poetry. Zany personality. Doesn’t mind my sarcasm (most of the time). Very funny. Writes really good poems/ songs, just like her sister. Has wild mood swings. Oddly enough, I like her because of that.

Towering One – Freakishly tall female. She’s like a foot above the rest of mankind. Likes Aamir Khan as much as I do. Crazy about vegetarianism. Loves dogs. Unfortunately, doesn’t have one. Can do a really good imitation of Undertaker’s trademark rolled up eyes – very scary. Kind hearted. Is in a band (FREAKING AWESOME!).

And that’s about it. If you’re one of my friends and I haven’t mentioned you in this post, don’t feel too bad about it. Its possible I never really liked you in the first place.