i’m back

after a brief hiatus, i’m back with more conspiracy theories, dead onions and a somewhat less inflated opinion of my self. ok. none of the above is true. except for the ‘dead onions’ bit. they really did die. RIP dead onions. i shall remember thee.

i really enjoyed these past couple of weeks. watched some great movies, had lots of fun with my friends and i’ve finally become happy. for the first time in my life, i was honest with my family and its lifted a load off my shoulders. more details on the matter will not be given in this forum. but i’m glad the truth’s out. i feel free.

anyway, i’ve been thinking- what if i write a book about my ‘aliens, vikings and ducks’ conspiracy theory? you guys think anyone will buy it? it’ll definitely be something different. i think its a good idea. the introduction to my book will be written by Doofenschmirtz in the language of ‘pure evil’. i’m thinking of asking my useless friends to guest write a few chapters. wow, i really need to get a life.

P.S- the post is tagged with ‘sex’, ‘boobs’ and ‘booze’ just for fun. i apologize to all those who thought they’d just found paradise. you perverts!

slow dancing in a burning room

one of my kittens died today. she was lying near the gate..a crow was picking at her flesh. i still don’t know how i’m supposed to feel. i am torn between the desire to keep a straight face and to fall down on my knees crying. every living thing dies. i accept death as an inevitable fate. but i wish i didn’t.

the whole world is burning and all we ever do is appreciate the beauty of the flames. everyday we lose more of our humanity. not because we can’t feel but we’re so used to death and destruction that it just doesn’t affect us anymore. lakhs died as a result of the earthquake in Haiti recently. as pictures of bloody bodies looped on the tv screen, i didn’t feel a thing. there was no sense of tragedy.

i’ve become cold. more so recently. i’ve just stopped feeling. i know that i don’t really post emotional stuff on my blog. i’ve even promised that my blog will have only pointless posts. i guess sometimes you have to break a promise.