I just realized that my blog is now 1 year 1 month old. Completely forgot about the milestone in July. Anyway, the point of today’s post is to recap the events that have occurred since I started putting up posts.
For starters, I’m finally going to do what I’ve always wanted to do – become a chef. However, the year I spent studying economics wasn’t a complete waste. I learned a lot. Did lots of crazy stuff. Became an expert at bunking lectures. I didn’t just sit around though. I remember walking through the tree-lined lanes of Bhandarkar Road, exploring the hill near the Ambedkar Memorial, talking to old-timers of the city, clicking photos of bungalows in side-lanes, eating chaat on the roadside in the monsoon last year. I’d go with Creep for a movie every week…sometimes it would be more than one. Remember getting high on citrus vodka in the afternoons at Creep’s awesome apartment.
The following is a list which details the things I’ve discovered since July, 2009.
1. 75% compulsory attendance is actually COMPULSORY.
2. I can walk freakishly long distances every day and still not lose an ounce of fat. Astonishing.
3. I make seriously good steamed caramel custard.
4. I’m very creative when it comes to rhyming stuff. sample – ‘ when love is in the air, the hair stands on the bear.’
5. Akshay Kumar is handsome but really can’t do comedy. Poor guy.
6. I’m incapable of keeping my room clean for long time periods.
7. I hate shopping. Thank you Official Criminal and Hong Kong dame, for making me hate it even more.
8. New ambition – own Zimbabwe. Love the inflation rate – 516 quintillion %.
9. The only way to counter puking while drinking is to drink more often. Increases one’s tolerance.
10. Michael Cera is my husband (OMG, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World! – major nerdgasm). If only he knew of our relationship.
11. Staring at a guy’s shoes for more than an hour can lead to embarrassing situations. The guy actually asked me if I’d met him before.
12. Pretending to be in a fake lesbian relationship with your best friend is a lot of fun.
13. Not having credit on your phone is very sucky.
14. Nike’s staff needs to be nicer to girls with big feet.
15. Doofenschmirtz is the world’s greatest scientist. Sorry Einstein.
That’s about it. I’m sorry if you died while reading this post. I provide no compensation. Sorry again. If, however, you are still alive, don’t worry, you will die soon.
